Stupidity is like nuclear power; it can be used for good or evil.
Managers are like cats in a litter box. They instinctively shuffle things around to conceal what they’ve done.
Mondays are not part of the productive work week.Dogbert’s Theory of Mondays.
63% of all statistics are made up… including this one.
Change is good. You go first.
An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience.
If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
I’ll be happy to make these unnecessary changes to this irrelevant document.